Fake Boobies

Mark: Fake boobies are like a Dime bar. Hard on the outside, squishy on the inside. Wait- soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside.
Sarah: Crunchy?
Mark: Yeah.
Sarah: Are they edible?
Mark: Well no. But the silicon is dangerous if you get too much in your bloodstream.
Sarah: They don't make them with silicon anymore.
Mark: Fine, the stuff. It's.....
Sarah: Saline?
Mark: Yes! Saline. There was a woman on a plane. They burst and she was on a long haul flight. She died. They aren't a long term solution. You're supposed to get them replaced every twenty years or so.
Sarah: It's 4:40 in the morning there huh?
Mark: Yeah why?
Sarah: Just checking.
Mark: I swear, if this conversation turns up on your blog.
Sarah: I love you.
Mark: Damnit Sarah.
Sarah: I still don't know what a dime bar is.
Mark: You haven't googled? Google. Watch a commercial. Watch it now
Sarah: Omg. Ok. Ok.
.....silence....
Sarah: "the surprising alternative to armadillos?"
MarK: That's them.
Sarah: Weird.

no seriously....watch it.

http://youtu.be/ZwTHVZHqSb0